I managed to somehow poke myself in the eye this past weekend. I was either scratching an itch or rubbing my eye and then it happened.

And let me tell ya, acrylic nails can be fierce when they wanna be.

This picture was taken the day it happened. Now it’s 4 days later and my eye still has a weird burgundy-black smudge under it.

I’m very clumsy as a rule, and I always end up with weird injuries because of it. Like when I sprained my ankle back in college…walking out of the computer lab.

Awesome.