Is it weird to have been craving a wedge salad at 830 in the morning? I don’t know why I was. So I picked up a head of iceberg lettuce at the supermarket, along with some bacon bits – which, apparently are not made of any sort of bacon. WEIRD.
Anyway, come 1030am, I chopped a wedge out of the lettuce, drizzled some ranch dressing, and sprinkled some bacon (-esque) bits on top. It was delightful!