Ok, thanks to G at Nouveau Cheap, I learned something VERY important tonight.  The first line to THIS SONG:

is “She dashed by me in painted-on jeans.”

I have always thought it was, “She brushed by me and blamed it on James.”

I cannot tell you how boggled my mind is right now.

The more you know, folks. The more you know.

(Please watch the video, it is AMAZING)