Because, seriously, I’ve been trying to write a blog post for 3 or 4 days now, to no avail.

I would just like to send myself a memo:

STOP WITH THE PASTA, ALREADY. You’ve been doing so well so far. Pasta every night for dinner is NOT going to help with that.  Also, get your ass back in the gym and start taking more walks, too.

11 pounds down since the start of the year.  18 pounds down total since I got married.  SERIOUSLY, MER. DO NOT FUCK IT UP.

On that note, it’s bedtime. Yes, at 815pm.  I’m totally an 80 year old woman.