I hate being fat and hideous and having no self control.  I’m gaining, gaining, gaining. Nothing fits (in the WRONG way).  I’ve eaten so much and my stomach is STILL growling.

WTF is wrong with me?

I wish I could learn that the answers to my problems won’t be found in the bottom of a bowl of pasta.  Or  the bottom of a bag from Jack In The Box.

(but DAMN, JBX has some delicious eggrolls…)

That’s all I have to say about that.