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Hey Lush, have fun…it’s the weekend.

Life lesson:  Sushi made with brown rice is…disappointing. I’m in a really weird place right now.  There’s fights and strife and weirdness going on for the people around me, and since I’m the unifying factor, I’m convinced that somehow it’s … Continue reading

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True (embarrassing) story of my life

So, when I was just about 11 years old, the summer before 6th grade, I went to… Obviously not the one in NorCal like in this commercial, but one in NEW JERSEY. PARAMUS, NEW JERSEY. Dude, the “modelling school” was … Continue reading

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Blink and you might miss it.

NOTE:  I actually wrote this last night, Monday 4/12.  I’m posting it tonight just to illustrate that this is me on Tylenol PM.  I went to Urgent Care today and now have Vicodin, Valium and Robaxin for the fucked-upped-ness that … Continue reading

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Let’s call Halloween what it is – excuse to dress like a hooker night – Bill Maher

That quote above is from Bill Maher’s twitter.  And one of my peeps retweeted it and I busted out in hysterics, because REALLY?  It’s the damn truth.  I mean, Party City has a whole damn catagory dedicated to it – … Continue reading

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I think I’m cool, but really…not so much

For the past few days, I’ve been getting calls on my cell phone…without a voicemail (pet peeve, really).  But I was kinda excited because the call was coming up from +31, which is the country code for the NETHERLANDS. Ooooh. … Continue reading

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Tales from the Bar (this could be a series)

Just as a quick update: I just have a Sinus Infection.  My car is fixed ($700 later).  Blee-blah. But I figured maybe I’d try and inject a little comedy in here.  Real-life comedy.  I have a bunch of “Meredith Stories” (as … Continue reading

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My pretty cool weekend (Part 1)

I don’t even know what to say about this weekend.   It was a lot of fun.  Despite the fact that since Thursday, I’ve had a migraine, on and off.  But I am a trooper, a glutton for punishment and trying … Continue reading

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